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Stress is one of the biggest enemies of human being. Everyone is literally stressed from young to old to kid. We have projects to finish, deadlines to meet, relationship problems, Kids problems, Parents problems and many more. All these things are cause to stress.

Stress makes our life miserable and shrinks our brain. Stress affects negatively not only to our physical and mental health, but also on our productivity, relationships, self confidence and overall quality of our day-to-day life. It takes the joy and pleasure out of life. So how do we kick out the stress from our Life?

There are many ways to manage stress. But one of the most finest and easy to practice way to reduce stress is Laughter. It is considered as one of the most powerful stress-relief technique. Countless studies have validated that laughter is best medicine to reduce stress and improves physical and mental health as well.

Indeed Laughter is best stress-relief technique. So laugh out loud to de-stress yourself. There are so many ways to get more laughter into your Life. Going cinema to watch funny movies, watching funny videos, funny conversations with friends, playing with your kids, reading funny sms jokes and funny sayings are some of the good ways to get a good laugh.

Funny sayings are considered as one of the best ways to make yourself laugh and spread the fun and laughter amongst your friends and family. They are powerful enough to help you forget your stress. Basically, Funny Sayings are phrases packed by humor and fun said by famous authors and poets. You can easily remember them because they are very short and at the same time very difficult to forget because they are too funny to forget. So read some funny sayings to give yourself a good laughter and remove the stress from your life.

Below are listed some of the Funny Sayings by Famous authors to cheers you up.

1. God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

2. You are a time millionaire – for a rich life invest wisely. (Richard Andrews

3. Drive carefully! Remember, it’s not only a car that can be recalled by it’s maker. – Anonymous

4. As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. —- Fran Lebowitz

5. She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel.

6. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldnt seem quite so funny. —Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

7. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.—- Woody Allen

8. I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true. —-Katherine Hepburn

9. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” She said,”Somewhere I have never been!” I told her,”How about the kitchen?”"Anonymous

10. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that’s what REALLY throws you into a panic.

11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.—— Frieda Norris

12. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne Boosler

13. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

14. A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ~Jack Benny

15. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. – Robert Frost